Help Needed

What should I buy the dogs for Christmas? They are Christian dogs and they expect presents for Christmas. The snakes don't.

I have trouble thinking about anything that they might like. Henrietta the Hound insists on presents, though I'm not sure if Hank knows what Christmas is (or what anything is, come to that). I usually buy them new dog beds, but the house is full of dog beds.

Food is always appreciated, and they will get their traditional Italian meatballs, but Henrietta is on a maintenance diet, so I can't give them lots of fattening food.

Ok. Henrietta just said she wants a squirrel. I'm going to bed.