I say it first so that nobody else needs to: I do understand what is supposed to be funny in what follows, but the unfunny bits swamp it totally. This is the Bud Light advertisement that didn't make me giggle:
Some men flip through a catalog looking for furniture
You look through a catalog looking for someone to clean the furniture
Background: *i don't do windows* (in vaguely stereotypical Asian accent)
Nothing says i will love you forever like a quick swipe of the credit card at the altar
Women wait their whole lives for a man to say "I do"
In your case "I do... agree to pay the sum of 3000 American dollars"
So crack open a bottle of Bud Light oh Catalog Casanova
Your spouse may be full price
But you'll always be our better half
It should have had a crack about how the Bud Light will come handy when the guy is digging the grave for this bride while waiting to order the next one. But I like the definition of marriage: someone to clean the furniture.
You can listen to the ad by going to http://www.budlight.com, clicking on Men of Genius, then Radio Ads, and then Mr. Mail Order Bride Orderer.
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Props to Allie