You have to read Alexandra Petri's latest piece. It imagines how the forced-birthers in Alabama, Georgia and other similar places who legislate on abortion might explain to us the female body and its reproductive system, how ovulation works, how early you might know that you are pregnant, and so on.
Petri is roaringly funny.
After that enjoyment you can give me some money to keep this site going. I'm not as funny as Petri, but I have my moments.