Some of you may remember that I have always been at war with ivy at Snakepit Inc.  and 
until recently the ivy was winning.  This anecdote should be read in that context:
I spent two hours outside pulling ivy off plants and windows.  As 
part of that, I had to go on all fours inside large shrubs.  My neighbor
 heard the crackling sounds (me pulling ivy, making up new swear words) 
and feared that I was a coyote.
But luckily I wasn't.
Then I found a wonderful paperweight, all covered with dirt,  inside a shrub! After a bath it looks like a wintry night sky.
 It's not mine.  I believe mother/father Earth brought it
 up from the soil to thank me for being such a wonderful warrior for 
her.  Earth Day was yesterday, but I count this as a thank-you-present for having celebrated it.
Well, perhaps battling ivy is not quite the same thing as being a warrior for mother/father Earth.  On the other hand, a certain power balance is desirable both in international politics and inside our gardens.