This is surreal. First, I get this in my mailbox:
Then I read these news:
New Orleans police said at least 12 people were hurt after a shooting at a Mother's Day parade, according to local media reports Sunday.
No deaths were immediately reported after the shooting, which hit a "second line" in the 7th Ward in east New Orleans.
The second line is a New Orleans tradition in which parade-goers typically follow a parade's official participants. Hundreds of people were reportedly taking part and also watching the event.
And I finally understand! This is not a paradox. It is an intended outcome. After all, the two of those guns are not used for hunting, unless the hunting is for humans. Guns are meant to shoot, right.