Racymind has a horrifying post on the sex-ed materials used in Texas schools, which promote important scientificological discoverisms like these (from the aptly named "Why kNOw?" curriculum):
“Women gauge their happiness and judge their success by their relationships,” while “men’s happiness and success hinge on their accomplishments.”
“...a girl is out of place when she pursues. Likewise, the guy is out of place when he’s the one who has to be swept off his feet. We all know it. Just imagine a guy leaning over his balcony at night, blushing as he listens to a young lady serenading him from the garden below. It’s messed up!”
There's also a catchy, hip-hop-influenced slogan:
If a woman is dry, the sperm will die. If a woman is wet, a baby she may get!
Read the whole thing, and learn as much as you can stand about the fascinating and eternally valid differences between "Erotic Bill" and "Romantic Susie."