May I suggest
Katha Pollitt on Hillary Clinton's tears (which weren't tears, to begin with, but which have now grown into a torrent of either female weakness or a manufactured response showing her horrible callousness)?
Or if you've had enough of that, how about
Chet Scoville on Christopher Hitchens' views on Barack Obama? Hitchens also gives a contemptuously weak sideswipe at Clinton, that aging and resentful female!
One day I'm going to write the way Hitchens does on Himself. That will be fun.