In Honor of the "Speak-Like-A-Pirate" Day

I translated the next post below into pirate speech, supposedly, by using this translator.

Here is the result:

Hardball had a section on a sex discrimination suit havin' to do with th' use 'o th' word "scallywag" and th' possible double-standard 'o usin' it across ethnic lines. Three men discussed this on air. ye can see th' video here (though I don't think this be a permalink). 'tis extra cute how Chris Matthews realizes th' lack 'o any women's opinions on th' scallywag-word at th' extra end 'o th' debate. One 'o those feminist "aha" moments fer him?I wouldn't hold me breath.