A War Against Easter

How about it, moonbats*? Fox News has nothing to talk about, because we have been lax on our recent culture war efforts. I propose a strong offensive against Easter, especially the little yellow chickens. They should not be displayed prominently in the public sphere, not even if it is established that the Founding Fathers loved them. We are adamantly and defiantly opposed to little yellow chickens, and we are ready to spend money and time to fight them. Or anyone who likes them.

I'm trying to help Bill O'Reilly. The War Against Christmas is a seasonal thing, after all. I'm also trying to turn the public attention away from the question whether the Washington Post has hired a plagiarist as its newest wingnut blogger or not. And I'm having fun.
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*being the shrieking denizens of the extreme far left