I called my mom today. She lives in Old Europe, and I call her every Sunday, in case the NSA is interested. Anyway, she happened to mention what she believes my political views to be: slightly right of center. SLIGHTLY RIGHT OF CENTER!
And this is my mother, the woman who knows me best in the whole world. But here in the United States I'm viewed as a foaming-in-the-mouth extreme leftist. What do you make of that?