Happy Hour!

Let's have one. Do what makes you happy for sixty minutes. Whatever it takes, as long as it's not hurting anyone else. And none of that count-your-blessings crap now, just pure, unadulterated, raw, primitive happiness. Masturbate or have wild sex or eat a chocolate cake or smear your lips with raspberry jelly and then kiss your butt. Take a picture of the result for genealogical record. Tickle yourself. Make a horrible face at your dog or cat and then let them chase you. Tell your loved one that you want to take them or be taken by them in the cleaning cupboard and then do it. Paint your face bright green and pretend that you are the Heroic Pea. Then go and ring your neighbor's doorbell.

Or have a drink, of course, if that is what makes you happy.'