This is the headline of Reuter's article about Cheney's recent hospital visit because of shortness of breath:
Cheney Visits Hospital for Tests, Heart Is Fine
On reading this I immediately imagined Cheney marching in and going to the laboratory where his heart is kept in a glass jar. After checking its condition, he marched away equally heartless.
So naughty of me. But one has to take ones pleasures wherever they're found these days.