Friday, November 12, 2004

Abdominal Pain?

Bloating? Discomfort? Constipation? Grinding of the teeth during the night? Raised blood pressure? Nightmares?

Are you a Kerry-voter? If so, don't worry, all this is perfectly normal for this time of the year 2004. You are just imagining things. Take two aspirins and call me in the morning. Provided that you have some health insurance.

Your health care provider
Echidne of the snakes and leeches