1. Giving political commentary while being famous for some totally different reason. People will want to hear what you have to say, even if it makes very little sense:
Tim Robbins and his ex, Susan Sarandon, have certainly made news in the 2016 Democratic presidential primary, with Robbins going to bat for Bernie Sanders on Twitter and Sarandon speaking out against Hillary Clinton and even appearing to suggest she might vote for Donald Trump instead.
Sarandon wouldn't go quite that far in an interview with Stephen Colbert on Wednesday, but she did suggest why she might do such a thing.
"I'm more afraid actually of Hillary Clinton's war record and her hawkishness than I am of building a wall," Sarandon said. "But that doesn't mean that I would vote for Trump."
Sarandon can vote for whomever she wishes, of course. But comparing Clinton's hawkishness in foreign policy to Trump's immigration policy is comparing apples to oranges. In reality Trump is hawkier than Clinton and wants to build a giant wall. Is "hawkier" a word?
This category is overflowing with celebrities who get the microphone even though they haven't done their homework (coughClintEastwoodcough). Sarandon's comment is just the most recent one.
2. Have your writing posted under a really shocking title! Exaggerate! Promise the moon! Be very very partisan.
That always works, even when the article itself is milquetoast or interprets data wrong, and it works because many of us just look at the headline (tl;dr)*, but that counts as a click for the advertisers. And it is clicks which matter.
3. Keep it short and emotional. Don't confuse people with too many facts (tl;dr)* Note that the term "emotional" covers anger. Anger is the default emotion in politics, but recently fear might sell better. Be very very afraid!
Indeed, any hind-brain emotion (anger, fear, sexual arousal) will make an article popular.
4. Avoid everything I do on this here blog.
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* too long, did not read