The Evils of Central Planning: A Soviet Factory In Every Uterus!

Yeah, that headline makes little sense.  It's the thought I have after the Paul Ryan speech in which he mentions the evils of central planning in general and the great unbridled joys of jungle markets in particular. 

Except that none of that applies to wimminz and their womb factories.  Those, my sweetings, are to be run by central planning, not by the factories themselves.

The odd combination of anarchy in the markets and strict fundamentalism in social relations has been the central platform of the Republican Party for so long that few even think about how very odd it is, how very much the two basic blocks of that party contradict each other.  Freedom for some, forced births for others.