Appear to hang from heterosexual men's crotches if this Newsweek cover is to be taken seriously.
It's just asparagus, of course, and some people get funny-smelling pee from eating it. Something to consider if you plan to follow the example of the female model on the cover.
I'm not actually bothered by attempts to sell magazines through sex. What bothers me is that the selling is so one-sided and so geared to the hidden desires of hetero guys. Where's the guy/girl who has just dumped his/her whole face into a luscious banana split with whipped cream and all?