Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Like Going To Bed With A Cheese-Grater



I thought of that, last night, all on my own*! It's a metaphor for how it feels to spend so much time every day debating on the net. It doesn't hurt much, at first. But after a few years...you are left skinless.

A good thing that I wear scales, eh?
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*Though probably someone has already thought of it. If so, how about having sex with a nutmeg grater?