I thought this e-mail I got today was about how to get bouffant Southern-style hair:
It is possible today with excellent formula
It's the best thing you had ever seen!
Any man wants to last longer and make his partner happy with that. Try it now!
Until I caught that word "man" and that verb "last".
What I really want to know is this: Will the volume stay increased all the time? And how does one accommodate that? Will all the jeans have to be re-tailored? Are wheelbarrows perhaps necessary?
More seriously, this stuff is a little like the continuous pressure on women to sprout bigger breasts.