To tell you, my sweet and erudite and powerful readers (must hedge bets), that my approach to blogging during the rest of this week will be a little more fluid than usual. If something interesting happens I will blog on that, of course, but I'm also planning to write about books, my third most favorite things, and on various themes related to the awfulness of candied sweet potatoes, turkey legs and, worst of all, the monstrosity of a pumpkin pie. Now shoot me.