And I won't be getting him. But it is mindboggling that the likely voters of America think that Ebenezer Scrooge and the Grinch (who stole Christmas) are probably Republicans, while Santa is most likely a Democrat:
A plurality of likely voters say that longtime Christmas fixture Santa Claus is a Democrat, a new Zogby International poll reveals. The same survey found voters even more sure of the political leanings of two other Christmas icons: Ebenezer Scrooge and the Grinch are likely Republicans. The interactive poll of 2562 likely voters was conducted from Wednesday to Friday (December 1 to 3, 2004). The margin of error is +/- 2.0 percentage points.
So we want a world ruled by the Ebenezer Scrooges?