Serena Williams was voted The Female Athlete Of The Year by members of The Associated Press. A mare was voted second. Though I must admit that Zenyatta indeed is a super athlete, and I'd love to have sisterhood across the species.
My Google news page gave me this fascinating headline:
Dayton clinic to re-vaccinate frozen H1N1 vaccine recipients
I got images of the slow process of de-thawing them first, but sadly the actual headline didn't preserve the joke.
So that wasn't very funny? I'm just revving up my engines for the day.