Saturday, August 01, 2009

Since Hecate Forgot the Boobies Pic... (by Xan)

I hereby provide mammaries. Not exactly human, mind you, although the similarity is remarkable. But the figure depicted is a "pixie." I swear. It sez so right on the wine bottle from which the state of Alabama is forthrightly protecting their citizens: (via The Consumerist)
Sweet magnolia breeze! I do declare! [Clutches petticoat in pre-swoon anticipation.] Alabama is in a dither over a drawing of a nude nymph on a wine bottle label, so they've banned the product from being sold. Their liquor regulations forbid the display of "a person posed in an immoral or sensuous manner" on any alcohol packaging. We have to side with Alabama on this one—after all, we're not sure you can ride a bike naked without eventually doing something immoral, whether you mean to or not.

The owner of the winery that produces Cycles Gladiator says that he won't change the label, so if you live in Alabama it looks like you'll have to pick up your bottles when you go on your sex toy purchasing trips.

You can click the link for the sex toys purchasing trips right from here too. We are a full service blog at Echidne's Inc, and want our readers to have no inconveniences, worries or serious problems that require time and work. In other words we want them to be just like the Alabama legislature.