Monday, November 20, 2006

Our Mandate...

A website called right-was-right has written down a twenty-five-point manifesto of what is going to happen now the American people have given the treasonist lefty liberal commie secularist latte-drinking limousine-driving welfare cheats a mandate. These are the first ten points:

1. Mandatory homosexuality

2. Drug-filled condoms in schools

3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act

4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses

5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State

6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein

7. English language banned from all Federal buildings

8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups

9. All taxes to be tripled

10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated

The sad one is #6, because many more people would still be alive if the U.S. had never invaded Iraq and if Saddam Hussein had been left in power, and because the most likely outcome now is that after many more very bloody and horrible months a strongman very much like Hussein will take power in Iraq and run it along very similar manners except that there will be religious fanaticism to flavor the torture stew.

Read the other points in our mandate. What is funny about the whole joke is that the wingnuts pretty much wrote a reverse mandate like this only some years ago and then went on to carry it out, point by point. Never forget that. And should you feel tempted to forget it, just remember that the new guy in charge of women's reproductive health believes that women are prairie voles.
Hat tip to Tishie