Saturday, December 18, 2004

Never Buy Chocolate as a Present for Someone Else

I did. I have been eyeing the package for two days, and tonight I attacked it, tore away the fancy wrappings and devoured the contents. Now I feel....sated. Not guilty at all, but it's not a good idea for me to buy chocolate that is marked out-of-bounds, especially if it has to stay in the house for a while. It's one of those natural laws that have no exceptions: Echidne Will Eat Your Chocolate.