Wednesday, October 13, 2004
Whenever I Feel Blue, I Start Breathing Again
This is a joke among many sent to me by my favorite boa constrictor. I like it because of its truthfulness, only slightly hidden by the joke. Breathing is a good thing to do. In fact, if you have no idea what to do in a hairy situation, breathe. You can't go wrong.
Like many truly crucial things, breathing doesn't get the attention it deserves. We only worry about it when it stops...
Breathing deep into the belly is one of the best ways to help yourself feel better. Try it during tonight's debates when you start going blue in the face.
Another one of boa constrictor's jokes is similarly meaningful:
There is a theory, which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly
disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has
Meditate on that while you practise belly-breathing.