Thursday, September 20, 2012

And now, Some Light Entertainment!

Offered to us by Rush Limbaugh:

Limbaugh quickly refers to some Italian study which seems to argue that the size of the average penis has shrunk 10% in the last fifty years.  I get a bit dizzy trying to figure out how they did that study and how they guarantee comparability to such a very old piece of research.  Would the original researchers be around so that their notes can be checked?  How they took the measurements and so on?

Never mind.  I might dig up the study if I have time.  But Limbaugh uses it as an opportunity to blame us feminazis for any male shrinkage! 

So wonderful.  We are immensely powerful, without ever appearing in the mainstream media or the corridors of power and without having much money, either.  All men need is a glimpse of a feminazi, and look what happens!  In fact, we are responsible for most evil things.  I recall being blamed for the 9/11 atrocities, for juvenile delinquency, for the destruction of traditional families, for women drinking alcohol, for latchkey children, for boys' troubles at school and also the end of the Western civilizations!  Now add to that the ability to shrink penises.

I'm sure Rush is just cracking jokes here.  We all know that he is as different from a misogynist as Coke is from Pepsi.