Time for the once-a-year sacrifice at my altar. To pay for all the evil that I read so you don't have to and yet get the gist of it plus the weapons to fight it! (Wonders if that will work and sends grateful thanks to all who have already contributed).
I cost less than a nice cappuccino per daily enjoyment! A lot less than a university course! And I'm less boring than the latter and more acid than the former, yet smooth as velvet on your tummy linings.