or, But that was my only line.
Posted by olvlzl
The great lesson of the internet for me has been that there are few things I’ve thought up that someone else hasn’t thought first.
But there are two joke I know I said first:
From a comment I made on George F. Will's fawning interview on the occasion of William F.’s birthday:
You can’t say that William F. Buckley is a fascist. William F. Buckley won a lawsuit against someone who called him a fascist and Liberace won one against someone who said he was gay.
In response to the question of how Chris Matthews got the nickname “Tweety”,
“I thought I’d slob a plutocrat, so I did, I did slob a plutocrat,”.
Now, excuse me while I go back to kneading.